Dream Deep

Two bums are walking along. One says:

Wanna play 20 questions?

wuzzat?

‘S a game. I think of sumpn, n you git 20 yes-no questions t’ guess it. If you
git it in lessn 20, you win. If ya don’t, I win.

okay. less try ‘er.

OK – I’m thinking’ uh sumpn.

kin you eat it?

Uh – I reckon, yes.

is it mule dick?