Thoughts on cats
Thoughts on Cats
“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.”
– Dave Platt
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
-Anonymous
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
– Anonymous
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
– English proverb
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
– Ellen Perry Berkeley
“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are G-d.”
“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
– Mary Bly
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
– Faith Resnick
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
– Anonymous
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
– Hippolyte Taine
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
– Albert Schweitzer
“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
– Ernest Menaul
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Colette
“No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
– Anonymous
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
– Missy Dizick
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
– Colonial American proverb
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”
– John S. Nichols
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer.”
– Bruce Graham
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.”
A present from Alan Harris
alan harris
sruppent Said,
January 24, 2008 @ 1:29 am
Dogs have owners; cats have staff
– anonymous